Jolene The Valkyrie

[intro] Jolene is impossible to resist. Please don’t try.[/intro]

Orwellian is now a universal code for anything repressive or totalitarian. In some circles its slang for word juxtaposition; yes blue means green and yes means no and bad as the eternal music master Michael Jackson would say is good.

This cultural influence stems from the great novelist George Orwell’s classic cautionary masterpiece, Nineteen Eighty Four.

[pullquoteright] In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act………George Orwell
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As reported by the guardian.com in 1946 Observer Editor David Astor lent George Orwell a remote Scottish farmhouse in which to write his new book, Nineteen Eighty-Four. It became one of the most significant novels of the 20th century.

If you have spent any time with the porcelain redhead beauty from Las Vegas, Nevada, submission wrestler Jolene the Valkyrie, Orwellian certainly applies because pain means pleasure and punishment means reward.

Jolene’s match victory total is climbing with the sound of female submission dominos falling everywhere. She cut her baby teeth wrestling So. Cal sensation Shauna Ryanne and symbolic sword in hand, she has never glanced back.

Drum roll please as the multitudes of compliments like soothing expensive Las Vegas champagne come flowing in.

“Here at Utopia, we’ve had the pleasure of videotaping quite a few all-female wrestling matches in our history. A case could be made that WW-12, Dragon Lily vs. Jolene the Valkyrie is arguably the best! Dragon Lily is 5’3″ and 130lbs., and Jolene the Valkyrie is 5’8″ and 130lbs. So both women weigh exactly the same and both women are strikingly pretty! Dragon Lily has a background in BJJ and Jolene is a fiery, scrappy wrestler with really long, strong legs. This match is really competitive.”

The respected female submission wrestling site Femwin adds, “In our opinion, Jolene’s a bigger star than most who’ve appeared on FEMWIN! First, she’s incredibly beautiful (Penthouse Magazine would agree) and second, she loves to fight. and can! She’s very aggressive, uses her speed and extremely strong legs to great advantage and is a natural grappler with stamina, flexibility, strength and a tolerance to pain – although, she would rather be dishing it out… Jolene especially likes beating-up guys, which can be scary because she has a sadistic side to her otherwise cheerful personality!”

Please remember to think Orwellian. Sadistic is a good thing.

This writer had a chance to spend some time with the magnetic Valkyrie and we battled and fortunately she allowed me to live.

At Femwin’s Las Vegas Women’s Wrestling Extravaganza, I had a chance to speak with Jolene and found her to be captivating, energetic and intense. She has a way of conversing with you and keeping strong eye contact that makes you feel extremely important, as though you are the only one in a sardine packed room.

When I had some time off from work, I once had a goal of watching 1,000 movies. I exceeded my goal. Imagine how delighted I was when I found out Jolene the Valkyrie had appeared in Independent films.

Wikipedia shares In Norse mythology, a Valkyrie is one of a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live. Selecting among half of those who die in battle (the other half go to the goddess Freyja’s afterlife field Fólkvangr), the Valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin.

There, the deceased warriors become einherjar. When the einherjar are not preparing for the events of Ragnarök, the Valkyries bear them mead. Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans or horses.

Valkyries are attested in the Poetic Edda, a book of poems compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources; the Prose Edda and Heimskringla (by Snorri Sturluson), and Njáls saga, a Saga of Icelanders, all written in the 13th century. They appear throughout the poetry of skalds, in a 14th-century charm, and in various runic inscriptions.

Scholarly theories have been proposed about the relation between the Valkyries, the norns, the dísir, Germanic seeresses, and shieldmaidens, all but the latter of which are supernatural figures associated with fate. Archaeological excavations throughout Scandinavia have uncovered amulets theorized as depicting Valkyries.

Jolene hails from Las Vegas Nevada.

Wikimedia informs, established in 1905, Las Vegas was incorporated as a city in 1911. At the close of the 20th century, Las Vegas was the most populous American city founded in that century (a distinction held by Chicago in the 19th century). The city’s tolerance for various forms of adult entertainment earned it the title of Sin City, and has made Las Vegas a popular setting for films and television programs.

Las Vegas, officially the City of Las Vegas and often known as simply Vegas, is the most populous city in the state of Nevada and the county seat of Clark County. Las Vegas is an internationally renowned major resort city known primarily for gambling, shopping, fine dining and nightlife and is the leading financial and cultural center for Southern Nevada. The city bills itself as The Entertainment Capital of the World, and is famous for its mega casino–hotels and associated entertainment. A growing retirement and family city, Las Vegas is the 31st-most populous city in the United States, with a population at the 2010 census of 583,756. The 2010 population of the Las Vegas metropolitan area was 1,951,269. The city is one of the top three leading destinations in the United States for conventions, business and meetings.

Today, Las Vegas is one of the top tourist destinations in the world.

There is a nice comparison. Jolene is a highly sought after Nordic Princess and continues to wrestle for many companies though out the world.

[pullquoteleft] War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength………..George Orwell[/pullquoteleft]

After a long struggle with totalitarian rule, George Orwell’s tragic ill-fated character conceded defeat and through a gin soaked tear finally acknowledged that he loved Big Brother.

When watching Jolene, I will share a piece of advice with you that will save you time.

Don’t resist. Concede to her charm early and often.

Bad is good, pain is great, submitting is victory.

Through a Las Vegas champagne soaked tear, we must admit………..we love Jolene.

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[alert_green] Sources, theguardian.com, utopiaentertainment.com, Wikipedia, fciwomenswrestling.com news bureau, photos thank you Wikimedia commons.
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